The Scene of the crime.
Possible suspects
Ada "Lazy Eye" Bulthuis (aka ALB)
Known for her cute smiles and innocent growls, this baby girl is an eating machine and can pull a drawer open quicker than a cowboy can draw his gun.
Jackson "Can't mess with me" Vonier (aka JCV)
Named after the town in Tennessee, this baby boy is your modern day cowboy, from the boots and the belt, to the stone cold look. He's got a mean cry and a devilish love for cheerios and graham crackers.
Case assigned to: U.S. Marshall Jenny Bulthuis
The case in point.
The burglary occurred on the morning of April 1, 2010 in Lynden, Washington. Native of Habersham County, Georgia, the likelihood of JCV being in the Washington vicinity is less likely, though still possible. The piece of evidence that makes this case though, is the following...
After further questioning, ALB confessed to the crime and suffered one spanking and did some time in "The Crib."
Ok, so maybe I've got some of my lawyer dad's genes...that or I've been watching too much of Justified recently.
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